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E3 2015: Harvest Moon Seeds of Memories
When I heard Harvest Moon: Seeds of Memories was a thing you can play at E3, you bet your left nut (or ovary if you’re female) I was all about that. Harvest Moon is my […]
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E3 2015: South Park The Fractured But Whole Annnounced
YES. YESSSSS. YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! This is fan-fucking-tastic news and makes every cell in my body dance to the jig of unicorns taking a dump because that’s how fucking majestic this is. LOLOLOL “The Fractured but Whole.” […]
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E3 2015: Unravel Melted My Heart
There’s something genuinely refreshing about watching someone be nervous while presenting on stage. Personally, it’s at that moment I can relate with them the most (I know I’d be nervous has hell) and therefore it’s […]
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E3 2015: Mass Effect Andromeda Announced
“A new adventure awaits in the Mass Effect universe. With stunning visuals and a new galaxy to discover, BioWare delivers the next generation of space exploration.“ Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just over here, losing […]
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E3 2015: Dishonored 2 OMFG
GUYS IT HAPPENED. NOT THAT IT WAS MUCH OF A SURPRISE BUT HOLY TITS IT HAPPENED. (Totally random, but during its reveal I was making a lot of inappropriate noises, which is unfortunate because it turns out […]