Expedition 33 is a stunning video game. Narratively, graphically, musically – I am absolutely enamored. Between the incredible combat, magical map, rewarding exploration and lovable characters I just can’t put it down, and I cannot […]
First, it was the illuminated café sign. Then the slender female hands. By that point I was 90% sure I recognized the RE Engine. And as soon as that old woman – now 100% absolutely […]
Hello. That is me, moments after the Ocarina of Time remake reveal. Yep. I’m totally, 100% absolutely fine and not at all so emotionally overwhelmed that I feel as if I contain the entire world’s […]
Alright friends, we’re officially on the eve of a potentially Jabu-Jabu sized Nintendo Direct. Tomorrow at 7am PT we’re getting a 50 minute Nintendo Direct followed by a 95 minute Nintendo Treehouse. DEEP. BREATHS. Okay, so, rumors of […]
Summer Game Fest 2026 is THIS WEEK and has the potential to absolutely DESTROY me. I’m talking “death due to the intensity and inability to control one’s bodily fluids including but not limited to saliva, […]
I’m sitting here, trying to act poised and composed, but inside I’m having a parental meltdown. My 5-year-old and I just FINISHED OCARINA OF TIME TOGETHER. I’m abso-fucking-lutely silently screaming and liquifying into blonde nostalgic […]
Do you know how I spent my child-free day yesterday? I could’ve done anything I wanted. Anything. I could’ve tackled the unfinished projects around my house (which I call my piles of broken dreams), I […]
WGG ended, a car accident derailed SGF, and I spent almost a year figuring out how & why I’d burned TF out. Turns out I had some shit to unpack. […]
Expedition 33 is a stunning video game. Narratively, graphically, musically – I am absolutely enamored. Between the incredible combat, magical map, rewarding exploration and lovable characters I just can’t put it down, and I cannot […]
South of Midnight has lots to love: southern gothic vibes, bizarre creatures, charming characters & THE SOUNDTRACK (omg!). I LOVE that we have Hazel, but wish the narrative focused more on her rather than the […]
Split Fiction is a constant dopamine rush that had me grinning from start to finish. Hazelight’s gameplay curveballs are genius and glorious, making this easily among the most fun video games I’ve played in years, […]
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