Ah, Half-Life 3. Those words alone are strong enough to stab even the most spirited in the heart.
At least we know what Gordon Freeman has been up to. Poor guy. Must be tough. HE’S BEGGING FOR ADVENTURE, C’MON VALVE! Give this man something to whack with his trusty, famed crowbar.
You know, I was thinking about it earlier today. Sure, Kim K. may have attempted to “break” the internet with her champagne-butt shot, but I think Mr. Gabe Newell could damn well legitimately break that shit should he make a few announcements.
Sigh. /goes back to twiddling thumbs