And this is a post I come across:
“I’m pretty sure I’m going into labor because my kitchen floor is like a slip n slide covered in amniotic fluid. I caught my douchebag boyfriend banging the poolboy and as a nice farewell, he maxed out my credit card on a new emporio Armani manty wardrobe, that bastard! Anyway, I’m broke and need this baby out pronto. How does a cool fifty bucks and a bag of weed sound? Bring your own forceps. Peace!”
I would post a link to the actual ad, or at least take a screen shot, but it’s been taken down. WHO SAW THAT COMING?!
But still, it made me LOL.