Okay, I want honesty here: how many of you grown-ass adults — WITHOUT spawn — dyed Easter eggs last weekend?
::raises hand erratically:: OOH! ME ME!! I DID! I DID! I had some friends over and we dyed eggs!!!
But before I show you these photos of my EGGxellent work (SEE WHUT I DID THARE?) (Also, disregard the “excellent” reference I made in that joke. It is a known fact that my mother didn’t put nearly enough points in the artistic category when I was being created) you need to know that these designs were drawn on by a white crayon before the eggs were dipped into the dye. So, yeah. It was pretty much like ::drawdrawdraw:: “ZOMG I hope this turns out well!” ::pulls out egg:: “….Oh.”