Okay, you get ONE guess. Is my apartment on the right, or the left?
….HNNNGHHHH! The doormat I ordered just came in, and I’m more stoked that a piece of stoke high on some uber stokage. (What?)
If you want one of your own, you can find them on DamnGoodDoormats‘ Etsy page! There are some other items of awesome available, such as Star Wars doormats, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, etc.
Love it love it love ittttttttttt. Maybe I can find a decal of the old man and stick him on my door. OMG I WONDER IF I CAN DO THAT. Hopefully Building Management won’t get pissed. >D
/heads to Etsy to look for Old Man decals
Oh, and the prior warning to my neighbors still stands: IF ANYONE STEALS MY DOORMAT I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND STRING THEM UP BY THEIR TOE HAIRS. AND IF THEY DON’T HAVE TOE HAIRS I’LL STRING THEM UP BY THE HAIRS THAT GROW IN THE AREA WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE.