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EXCUSE ME WHILE I FIND THE NEAREST INANIMATE OBJECT AND HUMP IT.
Maaaannnnnnnnn this game. THIS. GAME. I’m purposely avoiding 91.7% of Dragon Age: Inquisition articles because I want to know absolutely fucking nothing as I dive into the story, but that doesn’t mean I can’t get my fix on these screens that um make me want to HOLY SHIT THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL. I lose all, ALL logic and structure when it comes to this franchise so excuse me if I’m not being journalistic or whatever WHAT ELSE IS NEW.
Also, this thing.
What…what it is? I mean, that’s kind of what I looked like the day after I had food poisoning in Vegas if that helps.
I do one heck of an inanimate object impression. Just sayin’. ;)