Assassin’s Creed: Unity Officially Revealed

::sighs and adds Assassin’s Creed: Unity to her list of games she’ll need to play, right next to all of the other Assassin’s Creed games::

Assassin’s Creed Unity was confirmed a few days ago, but when you’re sick with food poisoning in Las Vegas your entire world revolves around the nearest toilet, so that’s my excuse. At least I had my 3DS to keep me company during those long, cold, dark moments..

Ahem. So, yes. Unity will release later this year on PC, PS4 and Xbox One, so you can consider this bad boy a true “next-gen” Assassin’s Creed title. Does that make your pants tingly? Ubisoft has been working on this bad boy for over three years. Hell, that makes my pants tingly. That’s right, kiddos. While you were doing whatever it was in early 2011, possibly late 2010 — whether it was scratching your balls or the crease underneath your boobs —  Ubsioft was cooking up Unity.

Alongside Unity, another iteration code-named Comet will be releasing for the Xbox 360 and PS3.

Are you percited to explore 18th century Paris?!


  1. *chuckles* they’ve taken annualization to the next level…who needs to release ONE game in a year, when you can release TWO? Lol :)

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