Um, can I just take a minute and FREAK THE EFF OUT?!
I’ve always had a thing for Garrus. In fact, a few friends and I had this conversation last night. Maybe it’s his confidence, or maybe it’s his badass attitude, hell, maybe it’s his scar (“chicks dig scars”) but it sure as hell isn’t his good looks. And let’s face it, for a straight female Shepard the pickins’ are slim. Jacob was okay, but he was too straight-laced for my liking. And while Thane was a little messed up, quite frankly he resembled a frog and there was no way I was gonna hit that. He’d probably start croacking while doing the deed, and that would be awkward as fuck.
So that left me with Garrus, and since Kaidan was a lil’ bastard to me on Horizon the invitation to get freaky with the Turian was bolder than ever. BUT, I’ve already gone into this whole spiel on another post. Read it if you’re into videogame drama.
Right, so this Garrus costume is amazing. That was the entire point of this post, wasn’t it? Right. So revel in the awesomeness. And for the love of God, don’t wear this in front of me. I cannot guarantee you will not be violated.
For the artist’s website, click here!