Gaming
E3 2015: Harvest Moon Seeds of Memories
When I heard Harvest Moon: Seeds of Memories was a thing you can play at E3, you bet your left nut (or ovary if you’re female) I was all about that. Harvest Moon is my […]
Month: June 2015
Gaming
E3 2015: Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam Revealed
Oh, hell yes. Can spring 2016 come, like, right now? Holy nuts I need this game. Part of the reason my panties are in such a tight and twisted uncomfortable (yet excited) bundle is […]
Gaming
E3 2015: Legend of Zelda Triforce Heroes Announced
Well, slap me sideways and call me a stinky zora, Triforce Heroes looks like a barrel of fun. In The Legend of Zelda: Triforce Heroes, players can work by themselves (with controllable “dolls” which sounds […]
Gaming
E3 2015: Xbox One Backwards Compatibility Announced
It may not work beautifully right now, but the announcement of “backwards compatibility” during Xbox’s E3 presser is much, much appreciated. (I mean, it’s totally a first-world problem to “have to” hassle with extra cords […]
Gaming
E3 2015: South Park The Fractured But Whole Annnounced
YES. YESSSSS. YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! This is fan-fucking-tastic news and makes every cell in my body dance to the jig of unicorns taking a dump because that’s how fucking majestic this is. LOLOLOL “The Fractured but Whole.” […]