First, I need to tell all of you that I love your collective faces. I can’t even count the amount of times you lovely bastards alerted me to the awesomeness that is above, and I thank you for that because I now have one of my own pre-ordered. <3 <3 <3
So Zelda Monopoly is a thing, and it’s a thing that will soon be in my life (it ships September 15th) and hopefully it will soon be in yours. I think you can pre-order it from mostly anywhere, but you might want to consider ordering from GameStop as they have exclusives (SURPRISE!) such as the Ocarina of Time gamepiece and a spiffy map lithograph. It looks like there are also six exclusive “Item Power Cards for added game play”– whatever those are.
Ahhh, Monopoly. The thimble, I always was. And I don’t know why. Probably because I subconsciously knew it would be the closest I would ever get to sewing. Those things are used for sewing, right? To protect fingers?
I don’t fucking know these things.