While this video is hilarious and spot-on, I, uh, was cringing quite a bit throughout because that’s TOTALLY how I played Skyrim. Cabbage? I NEED FOUR HEADS. (Cabbage comes in heads, right? Or is that lettuce? I don’t know how this shit works.) Oooh, a weapon that’s FAR inferior to my blade. I must have it for, um…oh! Look at that wooden bowl! It would look quite dapper on my kitchen table.
See where I’m going with this?
I don’t know how people can just walk away from loot. I simply cannot do it. Buuut of course this means my backpack quickly becomes full, which means I get grumpy and the world becomes a sad place because I’m constantly having to swap out lesser items for less-lesser items AND THAT KIND OF PRESSURE ISN’T GOOD FOR ANYONE.
Damn. Now I really want to play Skyrim. Maaaaaaybe I’ll download it on my laptop. But I probably shouldn’t. Or should I. HELP.
I have a chest in my main home with SO MANY THINGS. I can definitely relate. And I think I have a problem.
We can have problems together.
This is too good! But…. I must admit…. I suffer from the same problem. I constantly loot everything in sight and keep so much “junk”… But hey I’m just being prepared in case money gets tight I have selling options! Right?… This isnt a problem…. No way!
EXACTLY. Matt, I am right there with you man. Right. There. With. You.
This is why you keep your loot organized…in Lakeview manor I have the kitchen where I keep my meat, bread, vegetables, dairy, and cooked items separate. In the main hall I keep all my alchemy ingredients in the satchel (how that little satchel can hold everything, I have no clue)…upstairs I have separate barrels for enchanted armor, enchanted weapons, and soul gems. Then the basement is where it starts getting juicy. I have a safe for each of the basic types of weapons, with 3 barrels for non-armor clothes, and one for unenchanted weapons and one for unenchanted weapons that aren’t within the basic weapon types. Of course I keep all my blacksmithing materials in a barrel down there. Oh yeah, and I keep all my misc items in a desk in the entry way.
It takes my a while to put everything where it goes whenever I come back from adventuring.
Holy…! That’s super impressive. Can I, like, rob you? Would that be cool? O___O
So then what are you gonna do when you play Elder Scrolls Online? If you participated in the Beta Test this weekend you’ll know what I mean.
I haven’t done the beta testing, but I have played the demo several times at cons! That being said, you just made me nervous. O_O
Well, without breaking the NDA, let’s just say things are different.
So how did you like the beta?
Yes, Britt. If you could carry Skyrim everywhere you go; you’d be sooo much more productive.
Bahahaha. Haaaa. U______u;
I was a hoarded until I took a 6 month hiatus. When I started playing again I didn’t care about picking up as anything but money and a few potions
Hmmm. Maybe I need to start it back up and then my hoarding tendencies will no longer be a thing.
The solution I’ve found is that one Black book that provides the daedra merchant….pick it up until you’re encumbered, summon, sell, then wait a day, summon, sell, repeat…
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.