Scientifically Accurate Pokemon


Bwahahaha, this is the best thing I’ve seen in a while!

I love when “Ash” tries to get the whale in a Pokeball, and when his poor bird tries to take on that manbearpig. Like, the other day I was watching the original Pokemon TV series (it’s a new thing I’m doing and it’s awesome) and poor Pikachu took on an Onyx. Really? REALLY? A mouse is going to take on a 463 lb rock creature. Right. If that was IRL Pika-guts would be strewn from Viridian City and back.

I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did!


  1. Not only would Pikachu get splattered against Onyx, he sucks in game super hard too. There’s no reason to keep one. Why the hell did they even make that the in-show team dynamic if it doesn’t even hold up in the game?

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