You wanna hear a story? The writer of this summary (SPOILERS: singing_pigs) was not present for the recording of this episode, so Beez sent him a summary of what he and Britt talked about. Only his summary came out more like “I dunno, it wasn’t that interesting. Just say you don’t know what we talked about and call it ‘Monotone Beez’ or something.” Oh right there’s a good idea, encourage our listeners to tune in by making everything sad. I say screw that noise. We’re fighting fire with gasoline! So this is gonna be the BEST HOUR OF PODCASTING YOU’VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE. Prepare your ears for they will BLEED WITH PURE JOY.