My Life Right Now


MY. FUCKING. LIFE. MY LIFE. ::points frantically:: THAT IS MY LIIIIIIFE! MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!! djafkdjafkdj;alkj

Seriously, friends. It’s ridiculous. I’m not even going to partake in the six-hour Dragon Age: Inquisition jaunt that became a thing that’s available today because TAKE IT FROM ME SIX HOURS IS NOT ENOUGH. All, ALL you’re going to succeed at doing is cockteasing yourself. Because before you know it the six hours will be over and you’ll be sitting there, feeling like you have the ultimate case of blueballs. I KNOW BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO ME TWO WEEKS AGO AND I HAVE YET TO RECOVER.

Dragon Age: Inquisition. DrAGOn Age: Inquisition. Dragon AGe: InqUisiTIOoNNn. Dr4gon Age: Inquisiti0n6642. Dr4g0!nAg: Inqe8#ti@n.


  1. I just realised today that I might not get it on the 19th because me and my PS4 are now physically in Norway, where the release date is the 21st! HALLLLP!!

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