I Need A New Logo! HALPPP

HAI FRIENDS! :D

As you may or may not know, I’ve been dabbling in things of new. Patreon, for starters, but I also *just* launched a store on Storenvy. (I only have prints for now, but I hope to add more weird-looking things soon.) These “things of new” have required my “logo” on numerous occasions. Recently I’ve been interviewed by several outlets, and they too have requested my “logo.”

That’s all good and swell and all, but, uh…the problem is I don’t really have a logo. Like, this is what I have:

THAT, friends, was whipped up for me by a stranger on Fiverr years ago. THAT, friends, is the “logo” that shows up on my business cards, interviews and other official website-y things. I think I speak for everyone when I say I need to upgrade. I need something, like, official-looking and representative of who I am, unlike the logo you see above.

Guys, I’m not artistic. I can barely draw stick figures in Microsoft Paint. (Bless you Patreon-backers who are receiving a MS paint drawing from me every month, bless you.) But I know a LOT of you are talented bastards, and I’m asking for your help.

Here’s the scoop: I’m going to hold a contest. Logos that are submitted will be posted on a future date for voting. The designer’s logo that receives the most votes will win a brand spankin’ new vidjagame from yours truly. That said, this doesn’t guarantee the winner’s logo will be the logo I’ll use for future endeavors, but hey, we might as well have a little fun with it.

Some things to keep in mind:

• Unlike the photo above, my eyes aren’t brown nor is my hair all one color. I’d say my eyes are like, blue-green-y. Yeah. That.
• Not only do I need a new face logo/cartoon version of me/whatever the hell it is I need, I also need the text “BlondeNerd.com” to receive a makeover. Feel free to submit one or the other — or both!
• These designs will go on business cards and all that professional shit, so perhaps the simpler the better? I DON’T KNOW.
• I’m really craving hot wings.

If you would like to design something, please feel free reach out via email to Britt@BlondeNerd.com. Hell, if you just want to say “HI!!!” feel free to reach out. Why not, yeah?

Thank you SOOO much.