I’m only like, 14% sure of what I just saw, but I’m thinking some German dude implemented an AI program into a Super Mario 3/Super Mario World hybrid level THING and made Mario self-aware. That said, I’m 100% sure this “Mario” needs to be thrown into the nearest lava pit.
Did that freak you out too? That was just weird, not to mention Mario was depressing as fuck to watch. I mean “YAY” for technology, seriously, but um please leave the only pure thing left from my childhood alone, yeah?
“If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies If I jump on Goomba, then it certainly dies…”
That was… weird. I don’t know how to feel. WHY WOULD YOU TELL MARIO NOT TO BE HAPPY!? I mean, we’re talking about a man who yells “WAHOO” whenever he jumps!
RIGHT?! Man. Why ruin such a perfect, mustachioed thing?
I can’t even. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum! Hahaha. Stop ruining childhoods technology!!
LOLOLOL
If I jump on a Goomba then it maybe dies.
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i just think of mario being hooked up with wires in his brain like a lie detector test when I see something like this
Oh. That kind…that kind of make it worse!
e_O seriously, all i can picture coming from this are Lakitu shaped robooooooohhhwaaaait aaa miiinuute, i see what you’re up to here, Nintendo…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.