WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THIS TEXT?! YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THE VIDEO!
…didjawatchitdidjawatchitdidjawatchit? Wasn’t that so freakin’ cute and clever? I don’t think Mario realizes how great he has it — sure, Peach is always getting kidnapped by the same reptilian bastard and shit, but at least she isn’t a demanding gold digger.
Want more Dan the Man? Keep watching the series. It’s good shit. And by good shit I mean it’s freakin’ HILARIOUS.
Here. I’ll link you to the second episode because I know some of you can be lazy bastards (whom I love and adore):
DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT stage 8