A very nice birthday gesture from the both of them, right? Landen wished me an IRL Alistair and…and well, my cousin told me he was going to send me an Alistair Strip O’Gram. I played along and thought nothing more of it.
Dearest cousin, should you be reading this message I want to sincerely thank you for taking the time out of your busy day in order to find a Seattle stripper that best represented Alistair. You don’t know how much it means to me.
Really, you don’t.
::prints photo out and tapes it on ceiling::