3D Zelda Stuffthings

zelda stuff things

I’ll be honest, this whole “3D printer” thing is kind of way above and beyond me, but that doesn’t stop me from female-fapping the shit out of my shit while looking at the above 3D, Zelda-created stuffthings that were birthed out of a 3D printer.

Isn’t that the coolest thing ever?! Head over to Hyrule Foundry to read about emotional toll this whole shebang put the creator through.

But now I want to talk about something important.

::eyeshift:: How, um, possible would it be to upload a photo of Alistair and have a 3D printer birth him out? AND DON’T LAUGH AT ME. Think about it! If it can create Zelda swords, shields and other random paraphernalia, it must be possible to stick a wad of human flesh into one of these printers and WABAM! — Alistair will finally be mine.

That’s it. For my birthday I want a 3D printer.

If a 3D printer were to be bestowed upon you, what would be the first thing you’d create?




  1. Here I was, reading all contentedly… then I read your musings about inserting human flesh into a 3D printer… I’d say you’re odd, but that’s definitely a “takes one to know one” thing, so I’ll leave it alone.

    Watch what you wish for, or you may wind up with a 3D-printed zombie Alistair. There are several female game characters (including the Dragon Age girls) I have thought about before, but I’d rather not have them as zombies… you know, the whole brain-eating thing.

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