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FRIIIIIIIIIIIENDS. I have this THING in my HANDS (well, it’s in my hands in the photos, right now my hands are unoccupied so I can type)(I am a professional awkward person) to give away to all of you sexy peeps who are pledging $5 or more on Patreon! YOU WANNIT?! GO RAFFLE FOR IT. Or something. “Go Raffle for it” just sounds cheesy and weird, not unlike this website.
If it makes you feel any more special, this was given to me by the fine folks of CD Projekt Red, the rad people who made The Witcher. So, it’s like, super authentic and stuff.
<3333 GO GO GO!
I’d like to bang the brains out of Shani. Yeah, that’s my pick.
I don’t know what’s better the raffle prize or the photos you took with it. <3