I feel like I’ve been MIA lately, and I feel like a douchehat (yes, douchehat. I just made that one up. Anyone claiming they made up “douchehat” before I did better prepare for a lawsuit) because I haven’t posted anything new since last week. Truth is there is a LOT going on behind the scenes. A lot of it is pretty exciting, but irrelevant to the nerdery this site encompasses, so I won’t blab about it. Instead I’ll fill you in on the nerdiness that has been going on. ‘Cuz you know even though I’m not posting, there IS nerdiness goin’ AWWWN.
For starters, I started Portal 2 on Thursday. This game is absolutely hilarious, and if the option presented itself I would skip all of the puzzles and only listen to the dialogue. I swear these games were developed with my sense of humor in mind—the sarcastic remarks and quick jabs make me LOL like an idiot. Consequently, I’m pretty sure my neighbors are afraid of me.
I also managed to hit up a few garage sales on Friday. The “Haul” video is incoming, but I scored on a Sega Genesis and a few games for $10. What’s even spiffier is that I dreamed about finding a Genesis the night before. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN, right? And of course, I found a stack of Pokémon cards….and a Pokémon board game. Don’t judge me.
I ended up spending all weekend up north (having a fantastical time too, I might add!) so there wasn’t time for additional gaming (read: Portal 2), except when I was challenged in to a duel in Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Admittedly, I got my ass handed to me (I was playing as Link and he was Fox) but I swear I have legitimate excuse for the ass-raping I endured.
I HAVEN’T PLAYED THAT GAME IN FOUR GODDAMN YEARS AND LINK IS TOO GODDAMN SLOW AGAINST FOX. GODDAMMIT. /sore loser rant
Anyway, I’m going to stop with the excuses now (Portal 2 is calling my name). Long story short: I’m going to be updating regularly from now on. Forgive? <3