Well guys, some days you win ’em and some days you utterly suck at ’em. Today was a day of utter suckage, but I managed to walk away with a few gems! (And I use the term “gems” lightly, like, in this circumstance gems = coal.)
First up, a mint-condition Game Boy.
Never mind that the screen is taped on by scotch tape — as soon as you see how pristine the back of this thing is, you’ll forget all about the shitty front.
…BAHAHAHAHA. Yeah right. This thing will probably blow up in my face if I try to boot it up. Moving on…
A *cough* COMPLETE copy of Tekken!
And finally — I found a SUPER RARE ULTRA game — A COPY OF HALO 2!!!
Hey, you never know when my other four Halo 2 discs will go tits-up.
Yeah. Be jealous. GROW GREEN WITH ENVY OVER MY BROKEN GAMEBOY AND ULTRA RARE GAMES!!!!111