Men, use this pick-up line. (CAREFULLY!!!)

Now, please heed my advice when I say, go ahead, use this pick-up line…CAREFULLY. Maybe you want to share it on that special someone’s Facebook wall? Sure. Go for it, Tiger. Just make he, or she, won’t be totally creeped out by this VERY forward and VERY suggestive yet VERY awesome pick-up line. I mean, if it were ever used on me homeboy would at least deserve a fist pound.

Props, bro, props.

Now get out of here before I call the cops. ;)


  1. Yeah. I discovered the same thing about quoting Wash from Firefly to a Browncoat girl. The line about “I would take you in a manly fashion… Because you’re pretty.”

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