Is a Zombie Theme Park Inbound?

Um, I just watched the below video and to say I’m a little tingly in the pants would be vast, VAST understatement:

Well, what do you you think?

I think the concept of Z World Detroit is fan-fucking-tastic (as evidenced by my tingly pants comment above) but holy hell, these guys have a LOT of work for them should this actually become a thing. Could you IMAGINE the security protocols and measures that would have to take place? With a perimeter that big I can only imagine the type of things that could possibly be smuggled in or the types of idiotic tomfoolery that could go down.

But, hell — let me tell you I’d be one of the FIRST people in line for Z World Detroit. In fact, I would probably end up being one of those psycho freaks who get WAY too into this whole thing and would end up setting buildings on fire, nailing doors shut and, like, look for people to reproduce with because I mean this IS the end of the world.

For more information, or to donate to the cause, check out Z World Detroit’s Indiegogo page.


  1. I don’t believe you, You would probably sit in a corner and constantly piddle yourself. Does the haunted mansion at Universal Studios ring any bells?

    • DUDE! HA! I went there again last month and THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. I knew it was coming and everything. God. I am such a vagina.

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