Welcome to Britt5091: Origins, where I dig up old blog posts I used to write for IGN’s community under the username Britt5091. Some posts may make you giggle, some may make your eyes bleed, and some may make you stroke your beard in a pensive manner. All you need to know is that these posts, no matter how terrible some of them may be, ultimately lead to everything I do now.
BEEZ vs. FOZ: It’s over. Let’s all get drunk.
July 25th, 2009
Ladies and freakin’ Gentlemen
I am proud to say that the freakin’ Flamewar between Beez and Fozzy is freakin’ finally over.
Due to extreme humilation from Khaos_Dragon, both generals have come to terms with one another and, effective immediately, have decided to end the Flamewar.
Fozzy has issued a statement: “I have spoken individually to each of my troops. My pride is destroyed.”
Beezy issued a statement as well: “War is never a pretty thing, and the war of the blogs was no different that any war before it. Two sides fought hard against eachother, one with a large army and one with an army that wasn’t very punctual. But in the end two great leaders made amends. Of course there will never truly be an end the the great Fozzy vs. Beezy War…”
Honorable mention to the following soldiers: Napoleon1066, munkeyhunter and TAFKasRobtam.
Your generals are proud.
Now let’s move on with our lives.
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, my Flame War hosting duties were over. It was a good run, it was, and I have no regrets. Yes. It’ll be a good story to tell the grandchildren.