Hello. That is me, moments after the Ocarina of Time remake reveal. Yep. I’m totally, 100% absolutely fine and not at all so emotionally overwhelmed that I feel as if I contain the entire world’s supply of dynamite, fart gas and Kamehameha energy inside of this mortal body I once occupied. You see, I have ascended. I am neither organic nor human. I don’t know what the fuck I am saying.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS IT HAPPENED! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! IT’S A THING!
Okay okay okay so we know close to nothing – MAN I wish we could’ve seen more – EXCEPT:
- It’s releasing in 2026
- SO FAR it looks like it’s following the OG timeline – boy who grew up in Kokiri Forest without a fairy, etc
- The art direction appears to maintain realism because HAVE YOU SEEN OUR BOY
Oh my god. The details. HIS FEET! The tunic! HIS HAIR! HIS HAAAAAAAAIR, I mean that hat *never* came off in the original. Of course this could be for the sake of the cutscene, but since I’m riding the Hype Train of a Lifetime I wonder if there will be cosmetic options in the full release? The green/red/blue tunics are fine but variety is the spice of life and okay I’m rambling. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM.
Holy Ganon’s balls I hope we get more info in the very near future. I mean in theory it shouldn’t be TOO long before we hear something seeing as this thing is coming out in no more than six months. Unless they blow past the release date and it pushes to 2027. Please no. BUT IT’LL BE FINE BECAUSE IT’S STILL HAPPENING. I am all over the place.
LET’S. FUCKING. GO. It’s HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH