Ah, yes…gaze upon it…just, gaze. Seriously. I’ll wait. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR I TOLD YOU TO GAZE AT IT.
…Ahem. Sorry. I tend to get a little excited when it comes to my kickass new Zelda Light World map.
What you’re looking at, ladies and gentlemen, is a product brought to yours truly by Banners on the Cheap. After uploading the image of my choice into their photo uploader (which is insanely easy to navigate and customize with text or clipart should you wish) I was a little worried that the quality of the photo I supplied, when stretched across a 4′ x 4′ vinyl poster, would turn out NOT so, erm, sexy. I could just see it being pixelated, stretched, with terrible coloring…
Well my worries were for naught, and as you can see below, the quality is superb. This is seriously the best addition I’ve ever added to any living arrangement I’ve ever, uh, lived in.
Here are some close-up photos I’ve taken with my spiffy high-def camera. (I was definitely all up in that poster’s grill.)
Not looking for a ginormous Light World map? NEVER FEAR! Banners on the Cheap offers the freedom to make whatever you want in whatever size you want.
Look what I just whipped up in a minute:
If you’re in the market for a fast, cheap and easy way to get something out there — whether it be a HUGE advertisement, a world map, a rectangular level from your favorite retro game, whatever — Banners on the Cheap is definitely the way to go. I’ve already come to the conclusion I’m going to order a Dark World map because, holy hell, the quality is simply a-m-a-z-e-b-a-l-l-s and we all know you can’t have the Light World without the Dark World. Also, I may or may not want to purchase a mirror and pretend it warps me from map to map.
So go ahead, click on the link and order something amazing. You know you want to.
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