Okay, so, I’m not a pervert. I mean, I am, but not in the literal sense. You see, friends, back when I was 13 years young, so…FOURTEEN YEARS AGO HOLY FUCK I’M GETTING OLD afjkdsjfalkdjfl…I, uh, had a thing with Zidane Tribal. And you see, back then it wasn’t creepy because I was only 13 and he was 16 so, y’know, it was all gravy. But now that I’m 27 and an old geezer, it may be frowned upon if I fawn over a 16-year-old video game character, but like I said above, I’m not a (literal) pervert.
It’s just that Zidane was totally the bee’s knees to me, so whenever I see him in HD glory (as opposed to the PS1 graphics I had become accustomed to) I can’t help but squeal for my then puberty-ridden self. So, Zidane, here’s to you. Or something.
I’ve yet to play a Dissidia title, although I do own a copy of the one that came out in 2008 (that’s the only one out, right?) solely because, well, Zidane. I probably won’t pick up the sequel, seeing as I still haven’t played the first. If you’ve played Dissidia let me know!
(PS: Hey, Zidane – if Squeenix ever decides to make a sequel that takes place at least two years after your game, let me know.)
Zidane is my favourite character from all of the Final Fantasy games… glad I’m not the only dirty perv! :D