Zidane Tribal Dissidia Video Made My Friday

Okay, so, I’m not a pervert. I mean, I am, but not in the literal sense. You see, friends, back when I was 13 years young, so…FOURTEEN YEARS AGO HOLY FUCK I’M GETTING OLD afjkdsjfalkdjfl…I, uh, had a thing with Zidane Tribal. And you see, back then it wasn’t creepy because I was only 13 and he was 16 so, y’know, it was all gravy. But now that I’m 27 and an old geezer, it may be frowned upon if I fawn over a 16-year-old video game character, but like I said above, I’m not a (literal) pervert.

It’s just that Zidane was totally the bee’s knees to me, so whenever I see him in HD glory (as opposed to the PS1 graphics I had become accustomed to) I can’t help but squeal for my then puberty-ridden self. So, Zidane, here’s to you. Or something.

I’ve yet to play a Dissidia title, although I do own a copy of the one that came out in 2008 (that’s the only one out, right?) solely because, well, Zidane. I probably won’t pick up the sequel, seeing as I still haven’t played the first. If you’ve played Dissidia let me know!

(PS: Hey, Zidane – if Squeenix ever decides to make a sequel that takes place at least two years after your game, let me know.)

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  1. Zidane is my favourite character from all of the Final Fantasy games… glad I’m not the only dirty perv! :D

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