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Guys, I’ve wanted to work with ThinkGeek for SO freakin’ long. I practically live on their website, praise their wares with strange chants and often fantasize about winning a $1,347,655.23 gift card to their store. So, as you can imagine my socks were pretty rocked when they agreed to collaborate with yours truly and send a few review items. 


Self-Rescuing Princess Fitted Ladies’ Tee

ThinkGeek Self Rescuing Princess

Hello, fair lads and ladies. You can call me Princess Derpita of Derpville, and it is my honor to welcome to you the fine land Deprvilligan. Stay a while and enjoy our hospitality. We’re not a land that bases our values on dignity and poise.

I love this tee! It’s like, “Nah Link, don’t sweat it. Go ahead and enjoy yourself while cutting grass, rolling into trees, chasing Cuccos and whatnot. I’ll take care of this Gerudo jerkface and save the land of Hyrule myself. NBD.”

Retro Video Game Cartridge Pillow Set

ThinkGeek pillow sleeping

Okay, tell me these aren’t the coolest pillows you’ve ever laid your eyeballs on. I DARE YOU. They’re extremely soft, but if they stop working and become all un-pillow like I think the quick fix is to blow into the bottom of the pillow.

Again, to attest the coolness, my mom came over this weekend, saw these pillows hangin’ on the couch and ALSO said they’re the coolest pillows she’s ever seen. So, they have Mama BlondeNerd’s Seal of Approval. Trust me, that’s worth a lot. I mean, she also said she remembered me playing “Unicorn’s Revenge”, so take that for what you will. ;)

Ceramic Zombie Mugs

ThinkGeek Zombie Mugs

I can’t take credit for this one, but someone had the brilliant idea of filling the zombie mugs with strawberry ice cream then slowly eating it whilst throwing in an occasional maniacal laugh. B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR BRAINS EATEN, ZOMBIES?! HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEL?!

(Of course, I have my own way I like to use mugs. Believe it or not, they’re really, REALLY great whiskey holders. Funny, right? Who woulda thunkit?!)

Are you ready to win these items?!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. As much as I love everything ThinkGeek sent, and as much as I’d like to be selfish and keep it for myself, the truth is YOU deserve these items more than I do. But, uh, I’m probably going to keep the shirt. I don’t think you guys and gals would want to wear my sloughed-off skin cells on your body. 

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  1. 1. I bought a T-Shirt.
    2. The Costco next door!
    3. I would name him Tendy.

  2. Within a mile of my house, I’d take refuge at the local pizza place! I could hide in the basement and eat all the pizza I wanted. Nom nom nom.

  3. I dunno, the sloughed-off skin cells sound pretty good too and I prolly have some room left in my sloughed-off skin cell cabinet. Sure there is no draw for that?………..

  4. I haven’t bought anything from ThinkGeek in the past due to the fact that I suck. If I could hide anywhere within a mile of my house I would hide IN MY HOUSE! If I had a pet zombie I would name him BETTY!

  5. I bought a lot of shirts for my family from ThinkGeek: Starcraft tees for my bro and his wife (they loved it) “Hello my name is Indigo Montoya” tee for one bro, and “What is best in life” – Conan the Barbarian tee. Hmm… I’d go to the mountains. High ground, great place to see where I can go from here, plus there are lots of rocks to throw at Zombies with. If I didn’t know the original name of said Zombie, then I’d name him either “Bob” or “Sir Daniel Fortesque”

  6. i sleep like a zombie. i could use the pillows and the mug :) (although i don’t drink coffee, i could think of other things to put in there)

  7. OMG i need those pillows in my life, I just love them is this heaven? because i’m dying. was that too dramatic? haha ;)

  8. On an Island somewhere, but in all seriousness I’ll probably live somewhere near a beach, hopefully find a bunker somewhere near.

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