I’m not saying the zombie apocalypse is going to happen, but I’m not saying it isn’t, either. After all, one can never be too prepared these days, especially with all of the technology and chemical science-y shit you KNOW is going on behind closed doors. Should Z-Day arrive in my lifetime I’m not concerned for my safety — in fact I welcome it — for I am a zombie master (bater) (couldn’t resist) (disclaimer: I do not perform sexual favors for the undead) and I feel as though I am mentally and physically capable to take care of myself.
But like I said one can never be too prepared, and instead of me holding onto this Zombie Sak I’m going to give it away to a lucky winner. SEE?! I care about your safety more than mine. /Sigh. If you win this, dear winner YOU BETTER MAKE ME PROUD! ::shakes fist::
Ahem. Zombie Sak has sent a Basic Zombie Survival Kit as WELL as few rations and a Kukri. Everything enclosed is SERIOUSLY amazing, so take a peek at photos of each individual item below!
A little disclaimer — you must be over the age of 18 to win this prize. Apparently you youngins’ aren’t capable of handling sharp objects (the Kukri). But for serious, this rule has nothing to do with Zombie Sak or I, it’s just the unfortunate way it has to be. :(