I know this has floated around the interwebs for some years now, but never have I stopped and just STARED at this picture and thoroughly dissected it.
Not only are the Koopas fucking TERRIFYING, look at Mario’s unbuttoned shirt and his junk! And look! Even the hills have legit eyeballs (and yes, I used the word “eyeballs” to avoid a stupid “THE HILLS HAVE EYES!” reference). I also don’t know how skinny Luigi managed to toss the green Koopa into the red Koopa, I mean, dude has no meat on his bones. All I know is that I’d want an IRL Yoshi to come eat the red Koopa.
BURN THEM AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!