Things I Need in My Life RIGHT NOW

Hey kiddos, guess what? I just returned from effin’ LAS VEGAS last Sunday, which was totally cool, exciting, etc., but therefore I am now poor. So I figured, hey, *now* would be the perfect time to make a blog post dedicated to all of the things I want but cannot afford.

Why do I do this to myself?


Ladies N7 Logo Tank

Bioware must have heard my plea for a restock of the size small N7 tanks. Thank you, I will have your children now. Oh wait. I can’t afford this right now. Nevermind.

Ladies N7 Athletic Shorts

Um, do I really need to explain WHY I want these? I think not. These are clearly the hottest shorts around since the Daisy Dukes. And plus they’ll look FANTASTIC with my N7 tank top… that I do not own. Sigh.

Grey Warden Sword Replica

It’s so sleek…so sexy…so LEGIT. It so belongs on my walls of my woman cave. Too bad it’s a few hundred dollars, because this is absolutely a necessity and it would complete my Dragon Age shrine. (Until I find something else to buy, that is). I mean, look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT. I could be an IRL Grey Warden, you guys!!! Do you think I could get away with bringing this outside and in public? Like if I strapped it on my back, would I get in trouble?

Seiho High School Volumes

 The Seiho series was one of the many I randomly snatched (ha, snatch) while frantically scouring Border’s going out of business sale. I read through the first and second books and immediately fell in love with the characters and their crude sense of humor. But now I am blue balls’d because I can’t continue the series BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY MORE OF THE BOOKS. Wah.

An Xbox360

 Yeah. I sorta-kinda don’t have one right now. Thankfully the next few releases I’m picking up won’t require a 360—like Arkham City and Uncharted 3–and Skyward Sword is releasing for this console called a Nintendo Wii. Yeah I know, I haven’t heard of it either. Anyway, I suppose I don’t need a 360 right NOW, but I still want one. Therefore I need it.

Wait, what?

 So I guess the last thing I need in my life is….

…I think I just came.


  1. God, I wish there was a Woman with your personality in Arizona. I would marry that woman on the spot.

  2. you should totally get that Star Wars 360 Kinect bundle when they release it in January. Then you can make a video of you playing the lightsaber game

    • HAHAHA. I thought about it, but I’m not the biggest Star Wars nerd, so…y’know…(did I just lose geek cred?)

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