I don’ know if I can handle this.
Okay, for those of you who are like, “WTF-ing” over this post, let me give you a brief history lesson regarding yours truly: I am obsessed with Story of Seasons. Like, obsessed. Actually, addicted. Let’s just say I’m addicted because I literally had to pull myself away FROM Story of Seasons and I went through withdrawals and everything. Don’t believe me? Here. Watch the below video. I literally made a breakup video for Story of Seasons.
UNGHHHHH HNGHHHHH UMFFFFFFFFF
Obviously I don’t know jack-shit as to what was actually said in this trailer, but it doesn’t matter. Nay friends, for I saw all I needed to see and now I’ve got the Story of Seasons Shakes – the SoSS’s if you will.
There’s no news regarding Story of Seasons 2 coming to North America (AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!) but it is releasing in Japan on June 23rd. The official name is either Story of Seasons: Cherished Friends of the Three Villages or Story of Seasons: Good Friends of Three Villages. Sounds like it hasn’t been properly translated or something. BUT IT DOTH NOT MATTER.
Oh. Also, I found this article on Gematsu and I’ve already decided who I’m going to bang.
Friends, meet Wayne.
He and I will make many babies together.