The Hotness: Urinal Videogames

I think it was around last year when I first read about Sega’s Toirettsu, a urinal videogame where the controller is essentially the stream of a man’s urine.

Sexy.

Now, contrary to popular belief I am female and have lady parts (therefore I don’t venture into men’s restrooms too often) but to the best of my knowledge these piss-games haven’t made it across the pond to North America — which is unfortunate, seeing as they just made a stance in the U.K. Guys, if you venture to The Exhibit Bar in London and fill the ol’ bladder up you may just find yourself controlling a skier WITH YOUR PISS STREAM as he makes his way down a snowy slope. Fucking brilliant. (In case you were wondering, Toriettsu is comprised of mini-games like graffiti erasing, controlling wind up women’s skirts and other awesome things. Don’t ask me how I still remember this.)

But all I really want to know is if an Abominable Snow Monster will attack your lil’ skier like they do in SkiFree.

That bastard.

Also, here’s a video. Because you know you want to see it.