HEY GUUUUUUUURL! I’ve always sorta-kinda tossed around the idea of a BlondeNerd.com t-shirt but I’m, like, this thing called not artistically talented. Hell, even if I knew how to draw legitimate stick figures I would […]
ARE YOU READY FOR A MIND-BLOWING FACT ABOUT ME!? I don’t eat salad. In fact, I’ve never ordered a salad in my life, nor have I consumed one. I will say during rare, strange (aka […]
Dear hot wings, Why did you feel the need to hurt me? I think you misunderstand our relationship. I consume you because I want you to have an existence, and — …What? What’s that? You […]
Okay, I know I said Black Friday was six and a half months ago and therefore it was no longer relevant. HOWEVER. How-freaking-ever, I must show all of you my absolute most FAVORITEST purchase of […]
Sometime last week Mark got a hold of me via Twitter and asked if he could draw my portrait. Okay, I thought — why the hell not? I didn’t know if it was for a […]
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