So, hypothetically, if you had to, uh, release the goods into the water basin, drop the kids off at the pool or take the Browns to the Super Bowl I assume you’d want to do it in a place like this:
I know I’d want to. NOT that I do those sorts of things, for I am a female. But before this gets any weirder, I’d like to thank whatever genius it was who invented this bathroom. Yes, “invented”. Because that’s a goddamn amazing invention. EVEN THE TOILET SEAT HAS A MARIO LID!
But the Pacman garbage can has got to go. I’ll take it. It matches the curtains in my woman cave.
…I SAID CURTAINS, NOT DRAPES.