And let me tell you, as soon as my hands gripped that handle a stream of badassery ran through my veins and I was MORE than ready to slay Darkspawn, Lizalfos, mammoths, orcs, dragons, or whatever else would have the unfortunate luck of crossing my path. Unfortunately, none of the aforementioned beasts came across my aforementioned path so I was unable to slay them, but I want you to know mercy would not have been shown.
There is something extremely satisfying about wielding a sword. It makes you feel like the biggest badass in the world. I’m a HUGE fan of medieval everything and anything (I’m going to Vegas in a few weeks and I’m most looking forward to Tournament of Kings!) so to actually, you know, HOLD a sword felt like the best thing ever. I’m sure in some prior life I was a knight or something.
Also—just calling it now—I’m going to make a mockery of some medieval videogames and wear a chainmail bikini for Halloween. I will be impervious to attacks sand no one will be able to harm me. Because that’s just how it works.
<3 Britt
YOU ARE THE HOTTEST CHICK WITH A SWORD
Thank you, but Alistair is the hottest chick with a sword.
Wait, what?
You have never looked deadlier. And sexier. XD
Why, thank you! I think a sword will be my new accessory. Fuck purses!!!
Halloween is a loooooong way away, but in case I don’t get the chance before then…pics or it didn’t happen.
Someone left a sword behind at one of my aunts old apartments. It used to feel awesome holding it. Though it was more like a curved sword of an old cavalry man, or something. Not a strait sword like that, and it was old and tarnished with some kind of black soot or something.
DUDE! That’s awesome. I would love it if I stumbled upon something like that. I would LARP to China and back.
So badass. Does anybody need an extra for the Conan movie?
…oh my God.
Get Minecraft build a medieval castle!
Y’know, I DO have the Minecraft pocket edition on my phone…hmmm…
::rubs beard::
Chainmail pinches and also snags on hairs… so… just sayin.
AHA! But my friend, these bikinis are pinch-free!
Or so they claim. There are a few solutions to this, none of which I feel comfortable explaining in a public comment.
Let us never discuss this again.
Dear god woman why must you be so awesome o_O
Oh wait we knows why, cuz thats just how it works
WHY OH WHY did you Zaxy girls stop being Zaxy girls, must have all four of you come back for an all medieval photshoot O_O
Imagine the amount of EPIC
O_O epic pose is epic
HA! Thanks Luis! ;)
And who knows?! Maybe we can round the troops up for some epicness!
You are quite welcome
Looking at the blade is that Glass?
Is it the epic glass sword from Final Fantasy O_O 9999 dmg you can has.
I remember when I first moved to San Francisco and I went with a buddy to Chinatown. Unfortunately we didn’t get to experience a scene for scene re-enactment of “Big Trouble in Little China.” I think Kim Cattrall could not be reached or something. Anyways there are 5 or 6 sword shops in Little China and we found a few that would let us hold the swords. It was pretty fun. I should give that 3D Brit-knight I made a few semesters ago a sword…I actually made a sword that semester too… School, making me work so hard I can’t put two things together.
SWEET! I love those little shops! Drewz0rf took me to a few when I was in SF last year too. SO MUCH FUN. Also, I think 3D Britt-knight does need a sword. JUST SAYING. ;)
The sword does look pretty damn sweet. And as an rpg fanatic, The chest it would take to contain it would have been massive. ( I am such a nerd)
Now, c’mon Dan, we all know that no matter the object size it will always fit in a medium sized chest. ;)
*Two-Handed Increased to 16*
…marry me.
I like the way you two-hand grip that sword. If you don’t mind me asking, what level must you be to wield it?
Thanks! I’ve had practice.
…wait, is this awkward? *HemHem*
Also, at least level 12.
The sword suits you. I have my own collection of blades, I need to add more knight swords though. Perhaps I should post some pictures of me posing with my swords and machetes. If only I were a hot girl then the Internet would all come to look at me. Eh you can have the attention
Beware the Dragon-Brit comes!