Snerdles and Gameworks

Soooo here is an edible (?) thing I won at Gameworks last night. At least I think it’s edible — I can’t find a definition on the interwebs as to what the FUCK a “Snerdles” is. Actually, I wish I could say I don’t have a CLUE as to why I exchanged my tickets for this during my drunken stupor, but the truth is I got this Snerdle(s) because our favorite overalls wearing plumber’s face is smothered on it. (I think the two yellow, circular objects are supposed to be coins but I think they resemble vaginas.)

Needless to say when I am drunk anything gaming related is LIKE OMG-I-MUST-HAVE-THIS-IN-MY-WOMAN-CAVE-worthy. (Imagine what happens when I see a guy wearing a gaming t-shirt! HEY-O!!!!) The memory is a little blurry, but I think I also bought this rainbow colored molding gel stuff — which I appropriately nicknamed “buttsex candy” — sadly, it eventually had to be thrown away because I kept dropping it and by the end of the night it looked as if buttsex candy was used to give Sasquatch a back wax.

And to add to my “things I bring home from Gameworks” list, here’s another thing I brought home a few weeks back:

It now sits in my hallway.

I think I have a problem.

If you can’t tell, I trek my ass to Gameworks a LOT. It’s definitely one of my favorite “What should we do tonight?” places to frequent, because not only do they have a KICKASS bar they also have a pretty decent two-story arcade, and, um where else can you drape yourself in tickets and pretend you’re living the good life?!

Aren’t you proud to be my friend?

So, ladies and gentlemen, consider this my “if you ever find yourself in Seattle and/or at Gameworks, hit me up!” invite because you + me + Gameworks = a GREAT time indeed. Trust me, it would be magical. We could play Tank! Tank! Tank!, take weird-ass pictures and become besties.

Also, if you’re planning to attend PAX Prime this summer in Seattle remember Gameworks is, like, two minutes away and if you don’t check it out you’re causing yourself a great deal of internal and emotional harm.



  1. I want a Gameworks around here so bad. The closest one used to be in Philly (I don’t think it’s still there) but I have a couple Dave & Busters kinda close to me

  2. I wonder if Gameworks is the same thing as Gameworks Studio. We had one of those here years ago, but…it wasn’t very good (which I’m assuming is the reason why it closed down). I think I only went there once well over 10 years ago, but even by my teenage self’s standards it was pretty lame. The place was overpriced, most of the arcade games were old, and I don’t believe they even sold food and drinks.

    When I’d rather spend time at the movie theater arcade instead of an actual arcade, it’s definitely doing something wrong. But the one you go to sounds a lot better than whatever we had here was, so if I ever find myself in Seattle (that’s probably not going to happen anywhere in the near future, but you never know) I’ll check it out.

  3. I can say from personal experience that Britt + Gameworks + liquid refreshment is one of the greatest times ever, no joke. I whooped her at Skee-Ball but she won the Basketball shootout. Sadly, I couldn’t accept her challenge on the Harley game due to her skirt choice.

    PANTS next time, Britt. I will own you…


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