IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
I mean, think about it — Princess Peach (oh, yeah, now her name TOTALLY makes sense) is always getting kidnapped and I feel that she never, like, puts up a fight to prevent said kidnapping. AND NOW WE KNOW WHY. Because she’s banging some hair chested man named Joe on the side.
Also, I have no idea why I named this man Joe. He just looks average, like a Joe if you will (and you will).
You would think that with as often as she is kidnapped, she would hire a few body guards or something.
I think she *likes* getting kidnapped, and that’s why it always happens!
Now you know where those Koopa Kids came from.
Oh my God.
So does this mean a Bowser costume attracts women? Or only the two timing ones with no morals who constantly cheat on their valiant boyfriends? Because I don’t want those women, I could never wrong a plumber like that.