“Attention class: if you have sucked at keeping an updated game log, please raise your hand.”
Oh man. Writing a Portal 2 log is tough. I mean, it’s like “OHAI EVERYONE TODAY I MADE IT THROUGH TEST CHAMBERS 18-21 AND I GOT REALLY FRUSTRATED!” Does that suffice for the past month? Cuz that’s pretty much what’s been happening between Portal 2 and I. Guys, I’m having a rough time with this one—I just can’t get into it! To make things worse, I thought I was almost finished with the game after I approached the free roam area and came into contact with GLaDOS (which fueled a second wind). But as it turns out I’m only, what, halfway done with the game? Does that sound right? Cuz’ that’s what I’ve been told.
I guess I can talk about how pissed off I am at Wheately. That bastard. He’s all bad and stuff now. Also, GLaDOS is a potato. And that effin’ makes me laugh very, very hard.
Uh…one of the major twists of the game has been spoiled for me already thanks to someone who posted it on my Facebook wall, so that kind of sucks.
Again, I can’t get into it! Portal 2 is not a bad game, not at all. I’m just not invested in the story, and I expected a quick “wham bam thank you ma’am” kind of experience like I got with the original Portal. So, all there is to say that I’m going to have to grit my teeth and bear it. BEAR IT. Bare? BEAR? Bayer?
Yeaaaaah. That’s enough.