OMFG. Nintendo Theme Park Attractions Incoming OMFG

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::takes several quick breaths in an attempt to calm raging excitement::

GUUUUUYS!!! Nintendo and Universal studios are partnering up to bring Nintendo themed attractions to Kyoto, Japan and Orlando, Florida. This partnership will bring “spectacular, dedicated experiences based on Nintendo’s wildly popular games, characters and worlds.”

“The immersive experiences will include major attractions at Universal’s theme parks and will feature Nintendo’s most famous characters and games. More details will be announced in the future, as the Nintendo and Universal creative teams work to create specific concepts.” Nintendo stated in their PR.

OH. MY. GOD. OHMYGOD. Am I, like, the ONLY one freaking out over this? BECAUSE I AM FREAKING THE EFF OUT.

Video game attractions are things I’ve wished for ever since I was in elementary school. But if I had to narrow it down to one major company, Nintendo would definitely be the one I’d want to actually, y’know, DO IT. (In all honesty I’d much rather see Nintendo build their own theme park on its own property, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.)

This is sooo fun to think about. WHAT KIND OF RIDES WILL THERE BE. There better be, like, a Luigi’s Mansion version of Haunted Mansion. OMG. Mario can have a crazy rollercoaster because like of all of the jumps he does and stuff. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LEGEND OF ZELDA?! Omg. Would they concentrate on Hyrule Field and turn the ride into something that highlights all of the radthings you can find there? Or maybe they’ll focus on an iconic dungeon, like the Water Temple? “SURVIVE THE CRAZY-ASS ROLLERCOASTER CALLED THE WATER TEMPLE OF SUCKAGE.”

Eff me, I’d love to be a fly on the wall during those meetings. Spout off your ideas below!

7 Comments

  1. possibility’s are endless. I want mushroom kingdom replica and a slide and mario 64 slide ride, with mario galaxy flip upside down world. hyrule field exploration, pikmin gardens. haunted house will be luigi’s mansion.

  2. O_______O

    If they do this, I will drop EVERYTHING to make Day 1!

    So much can be done…. a Super Mario themed world with Goombas and Koopas coming after you, a DK world, Mario Kart rides, a Pokémon world, and the world that you n I are personally looking forward too. Hyrule!

    I am having one of those “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RUPEES” and “heavy breathing cat” moment.

    This made my day….I will keep a close eye on this project!

  3. I live in Orlando, and do *NOT* have annual passes to Universal Studios (Disney instead). However, when this is ready, I *WILL* be getting passes!

  4. Reading this was a treat, your excitement leaps off the page!!! Frankly I’m surprised you could stop yourself :D

    Oh man, the coolest thing is that not only are the possibilities are endless, but virtually 100% percent of what they could do would be freakin awesome!

  5. Duude we can totally stay at the Mario themed hotel before we go to this badass amusement park! >;D

  6. Oh wait…more possibilities like the Legend of Zelda? Pokemon? I’m literally hyperventilating. ALL OF THE YES.

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