Not Another Castle

dorkly princess comicHAHAHAHA. HA.

That was good. Maybe it’s because it’s, oh, 1:00 am at the time I’m writing this NOT TO MENTION I’m going on 19 hours of no sleep (I’M A PANSY) but it took a while to understand the gravity of the situation. Like, Mario absorbed the 100 coins like a sponge and was all, “OH HEY! It’s in my nature to now earn a 1-up!” so that’s totally what he did, but the PROBLEM with that (because there’s totally a problem) is now Peach’s Shy Guy ransom biznatches don’t have the coinage they requested. So, you can consider Peach to be a goner. Not only that, but because Mario and Toad made the biggest fuck up of their lives (REALLY TOAD? “OH LET’S HAND MARIO 100 COINS BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A BRAIN BECAUSE IT’S A MUSHROOM JUST KIDDING IT’S A HAT BUT I STILL DON’T HAVE A BRAIN”) the dynamic duo of plumber and fungi kicked the bucket and shall¬†also join Peach as worm fodder.

BUT HERE’S THE CATCH. Because Mario was Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants McGee and absorbed the aforementioned 100 coin ransom (thus gaining the 1-up) he spawned after dying. So, now we have a living Mario without his buddy Toad or his fuck buddy Peach to keep him company on those lone nights in the Mushroom Kingdom. I guess there’s always Bowser and Daisy. GO FOR THE REBOUND BRO.

You’re totally welcome for that sweet explanation.

5 Comments

  1. As funny as that was, it’s even funnier that you felt the need to provide a panel by panel breakdown of the ending. I don’t think four panels of a comic have ever been so meticulously discussed before. :)

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