::falls to knees::
Dear Nintendo Gods, please understand that I have yet to purchase an amiibo. Ever since they were announced I told myself there was only one amiibo I needed in my life, and that was Ness. EarthBound is my fucking—er, freakin’ jam (I forgot it’s not polite to swear in front of Gods) as I grew up with EarthBound, and it had a profound impact on my childhood. With that said, dear Nintendo Gods, why oh WHYYYY would you limit the Ness amiibo to GameStop?!
— GameStop (@GameStop) April 1, 2015
/crumbles into a pathetic heap on the ground