Ooooh, y’know, another day, another piece of news…just a piece of news. Yep. That’s all. /says as she packs her bags in preparation to move to California
In case you missed it, Great America announced that a Mass Effect attraction is coming in 2016.
Like, this is the headline:
This ride will “feature settings and characters” from Mass Effect and will be opening NEXT SEASON (whatever that means). It involves “cutting edge technology” and “delivers 4D effects combined with a live performer and incredible special effects.” Prepare to traverse across “awe-inspiring landscapes” and face off against big alien creature things. Y’know, we gotta save the day and all that.
/slams suitcase shut
Well, I’m all ready to live my life in the Mass Effect ride. Like, that’s where I want to exist because this shit sounds incredible. PLEASE BE INCREDIBLE.
/buys one-way plane ticket