HEEEEEEEEEELLO, Mass Effect 3! OMGOMGOMG. Dudes, you have no idea how hard it is to be writing this post right now. I should have, like, Mass Effect 3 blasting on my TV and a controller should be in my hand. But alas, I am being a good girl and starting my ME3 log.
Aaaand here are the transferable choices I made. While scanning through these I realized I forgot WTF most of them mean! So, I saved the rachni queen–that’s that big bug thing. I kinda remember that. I saved the council? Really? OOOH that’s right. I saved Wrex on Virmire WITH MY CHARM. The geth heretics…okay…I think I made them “good” guys. I blew up the Collector Base, saved all my squadmates AND I WAS FAITHFUL TO KAIDAN!!! Although I almost fucked up and boinked Garrus. Awwwkward.
- What is this I don’t even.
Last I heard there was an issue with importing characters, and I’m glad I know, because my original FemShep looked NOTHING like this. NOTHING! Honestly I had a minor freak-out for a few moments, but whatever. It was the perfect time for a makeover; she’s now a hot blonde!
OKAY!
So, Earth is pretty much getting pwn’d by Reapers. Unfortunate. HOWEVER, and this is a big HOWEVER, all is well because within the first 30 minutes…
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLO MISTER MAN!!! Oh, God. The things I will do to you. You’re now so…studly. So HD-esque. SO ASSERTIVE.
…fawk it. I’m playing ME3 right now. This log can wait.
I am sooooooooo jealous. As soon as I can steal Jess’ 360 so I can get my saves than I shall!
<—-Look, Beez! It's mah face!!!
This morning I woke up and turned on my Xbox to get back to Mass Effect 3…but alas I had to turn the system off and get to work. I will not get to play again for atleast another 15 hours…Fuck my stupid art school and its stupid art projects.ugh I want to get back to playing so badly. Little blue Liara+Shepherd babies aint going to make themselves! oh yeah also the giant fleet of Reapers gently fisting every race in the galaxy.
Oh, just you wait, miss Brohmbacher.
Just you wait…