Many, MANY thanks to my dear friend Jill for sending this my way. I thought it was hilarious as balls, but a few reactions I’ve received are a bit on the, erm, awkward and offended side so I figured my best bet would be to post it here with a disclaimer. You know, in case pure eyeballs saw it and became scarred for life. Because slang for human anatomy.
Speaking of Valentine’s Day — do you have any specific plans? I wonder what Mario and Peach would do on Valentine’s Day. Probably take a nice stroll through Mushroom Kingdom and get fucked up on Mushrooms. I mean, what IS there to do in the Mushroom Kingdom besides talk to fungus people and induce yourself into another state of mind via edibles? On the flip side, I think Ocarina of Time’s Hyrule would be a MUCH better place to have a romantic evening. Think about it! Go for a walk along Lake Hylia and watch the sun rise, peruse the castle market, check out the amazing Gerudo Valley — and when all is said and done, go boink like rabbits behind the windmill in Kakariko Village.
Perfect.
(via 9GAG)
I’m taken aback and offended by your gratuitous use of the word “boink”. ::shudder::
>:D
BAHAHAHAH LOL
I don’t know about romantic, but Highrule would be a great place to get stoned.