IRL Pokeh-mans? YES PLZ.

I know I can’t be the only one that has imagined what Pokemon would look like IRL. And I know I’m not the only one that used to go to bed every night hoping a big, puffy, pink Jigglypuff would appear in my room the next morning. OMG they are so cute. <3333

Seeing as I’ve recently rekindled my love for Pokémon, Geekologie couldn’t have posted these pictures at a better time!

NOW, this is effin’ adorable. Diglett was always one of my favorites. He looked like a…hmm. I guess I’m trying to come up with a word that encompasses “dick” “turd”” and “mole”.

Hey Kakuna, I don’t know whether to scream or to break out my can of insect spray. Either way, you’re an ugly motherfucker.

Ew. Blastoise actually looks like a turtle. That is not a good thing. He needs his big cutesey anime eyes back.

For some reason, I’ve always had a thing for Cubone. But the question begs to be asked: WHERE do the bones come from? I mean, is it like a rite of passage? “Here son, you’re still dripping wet from womb-juice, but place this skull atop your head. Also, have a femur.”

Doesn’t Pinsir look like something from Earthbound? Not necessarily anything SPECIFIC from the series, but he just looks like he belongs as an enemy. He has the stance and everything! SEE?!

While those were, uh, mostly cute and all, I used to want a real life Koffing. I thought it was super a-daw-able. Apparently I didn’t factor in that it’s essentially a big ball of stinky GAS and it would probably reek worse than Jigglypuff’s poop. To confirm my suspicious, I googled “Koffing IRL”.

…I cannot unsee what has been seen. Neither can you. I AM SO SORRY.

If you could have ANY IRL Pokemon, what one would you choose?