Sorry guys, but this is the truth. I know because I, believe it or not, am a female. I know I am a female because I possess lady parts that technically define me as a person of the female variety.
And as much as I’d like to contribute to this myth that female gamers tend to button mash whilst all dolled up in itty bitty underthings, I hate to say it usually doesn’t happen that way — generally we’re sprawled on the couch in our oversized sweats paired with XXXXL t-shirts we won at conventions with drastic morning breath.
It’s time you knew the truth.