Finally! An answer to “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!”


Hey, I totally agree. If I ever became bitchy enough to use that “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” excuse I would expect nothing but a videogame console or game. That being said, I’d return a console if it were bought for me because A) Chances are I’d already own it and B) I take pride in purchasing those things–YOU NO CAN BUY IT FOR MEH! 

Seriously, there is nothing more satisfying than hauling a newly-bought console around the store…even if it’s a bit awkward because the box it comes in practically weighs as much as you do. 

<3 Britt


  1. Here’s how you solve the issue.

    Give Britt a GC for Best Buy/GameStop/Miscellaneous Electronics store for the amount that a console would cost and let her buy it with the money. Your gift turns into her shopping accomplishment.

    Damn, I’m smooth.

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